Texts your leads back like you would, just faster
Built from your actual texts so it sounds like you, then replies in under 30 seconds and books real calls on your real calendar at whatever hour the lead happens to text in.
You paid for the lead, took 4 hours to text it back, and now its dead
Lead came in while you were on a roof or on a call or honestly just asleep, and by the time you saw it they had already texted three of your competitors, so you basically lost it before you ever read the thing
A lead replied to in 5 minutes converts 100x better than one replied to in 30 minutes, and yeah, 100x not 100%, the decimal isnt a typo
Honestly the lead probably wasnt bad, the follow up was just slow, and ~70% of paid lead budgets get eaten by reply time alone, not by actually bad leads
A Ghostwriter that texts like you, not a bot pretending to be you
Most AI bots sound like AI, your Ghostwriter sounds like you because its literally built off your real texts, so the phrasing and the punctuation and the way you handle the same five objections you handle every week is yours, not generic. New lead comes in, the Ghostwriter picks it up in seconds, has an actual conversation, books the call when its time.
Sounds like you, because it is you.
I pull a sample of your real lead conversations (sanitized, no PII), and the bots personality gets built from how you actually talk, so leads dont guess its a bot in the first 5 messages, they think theyre texting you
Beats your competitors on speed, and its not close
Lead comes in and the bot replies before they pocket the phone, doesnt matter if its Sunday at 11pm or Christmas morning or whatever, the bot doesnt take lunch and it doesnt sleep
Books real calls on your actual calendar
The bot doesnt fake-book, it actually puts the appointment on your calendar and drops the lead in your pipeline at the right stage, then sends the confirmation and pings you so you walk into the call ready instead of scrambling
Sign Friday and youre live in two weeks, no drama
Day 1-2 · I read your texts (the legal way)
You send me a sanitized export of your real lead texts and I strip out the personal info before anything touches a model, then I keep the stuff that actually matters, the phrasing and the slang and how you handle the same five objections you handle every single week
Day 3-7 · I build it, you poke at it
I deploy the bot on a Twilio number for your business and you text it like youre a lead, then we tune it back and forth until you genuinely cant tell the bot from your own replies, and honestly most clients say it nails the voice by like day 5
Day 8-12 · Wire it into your stack
Bot gets hooked into your CRM and calendar so when a new lead enters your pipeline the bot fires, the booking lands on your real calendar with confirmation, and we test the whole thing end to end before any actual lead touches it
Day 13-14 · Live, watching, tuning in real time
Bot goes live on a slice of your real leads and I watch every conversation for the first 48 hours, fixing anything off in real time, and by day 14 its taking your full volume and you get a Slack channel for direct access from then on
One price. No surprise invoices.
Text the demo and see for yourself
Honestly the fastest way to know if this works is to just text the demo and try to break it, its voice-matched to me selling a fake product, and itll come clean and admit its a bot if you ask
No phone number, no email, just a chat box. Try to break it, ask if its a bot, see what happens · Want one for your business? Email me
Two numbers, thats the whole pricing page
Pays for the build, 14 days from signing to live and voice-matched in your stack
- Persona from your real texts
- Twilio number + A2P paperwork
- CRM + calendar wired up
- 14 days from kickoff to live (soft launch built in)
Pays for keeping it dialed in, because honestly without ongoing tuning the voice drifts in like 60 to 90 days and the bot starts saying weird stuff, and Ive seen it happen, this is what stops that
- Monthly voice tuning, real-failure evals
- One new flow per month (new offer, new objection)
- API + SMS costs covered (current volume)
- Direct Slack, fast replies
If you arent in the green box dont sign, Im not desperate to land you and you arent stupid enough to buy something that wont work
GREEN BOX · YOU
- Owner-operator running solar, roofing, HVAC, pest, mortgage, real estate, med-spa, or similar
- Spending $3K+/mo on paid leads
- Already have a CRM leads land in
- Have a calendar tool, or willing to set one up
- Can pull your last 90 days of lead texts (sanitized)
- SMS is your channel, not email
RED BOX · NOT YOU
- You want it to close deals end-to-end with no human. Thats not what this is.
- No CRM, no pipeline, no clear lead source
- Less than ~50 leads/mo (math doesnt work)
- Regulated space (healthcare advice, financial advice) where this gets legally weird
- On a CRM I havent built into yet (still talk to me)
- Hunting cheapest option. Im not it.
What everyone asks me before they sign.
Will my leads figure out its a bot? +
What if my voice or offer changes? +
Can I cancel monthly? +
What if the bot screws up? +
Got proof from someone in my space? +
Does my voice train someone elses bot? +
Why $3,500? +
Your next lead texts in within the next few hours, the question is whether you reply in time or your Ghostwriter does
15 min call, either its a fit or its not, no funnel and no nurture sequence chasing you